Motorbikes vs women

I ran across this list the other night and thought you might enjoy this chaps wisdom.

* Motorbikes don’t get pregnant

* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month

* Motorbikes don’t have parents

* Motorbikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong

* You can share a Motorbike with friends

* Motorbikes don’t care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden

* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time

* Motorbikes don’t care how many other Motorbikes you have

* Motorbikes don’t care if you buy Motorbike magazines

* Motorbikes don’t care if you look at other Motorbikes

* You’ll never hear “Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike”, unless you go out and buy one yourself

* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it

* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it

* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don’t have to discuss politics with it

* You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends

* If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don’t have to apologize to
it before you can ride again

* You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won’t get sore

* You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won’t get frustrated

* Your Mother won’t stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it

* Motorbikes don’t get headaches

* Motorbikes don’t criticize you if you are a hopeless rider

* Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes

* Motorbikes don’t care if you are late

* You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike

* If your Motorbike doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get new parts

* You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don’t have to
take it to dinner

* The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet

* You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
you were on your Motorbike

* A motorbikes curves will never sag

*When you get a new motorbike you don’t have to give money to the old one every month

*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning